Tit for tat
At a party last night I overheard somebody say "excuse me for asking but are you a guy or a girl?" Curious, I turned to look in the direction of the speaker. In response, the recipient of the question took the questioners hands and placed them on her chest, thereby settling the issue. I thought that was very clever but found myself wondering if there would have existed an equally clever response had the person of ambiguous sex been male instead. I couldn't think of one. Can you?
