How can you be mad when they have such a great excuse...?
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Subject: I'll Bet You're Wondering Why Your TopatoCo Order Number 39195 Hasn't Arrived
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:11:13 -0700
From: The Topatoco Shipping Experience
To: Antonio D'Souza
Hello Valued TopatoCo Customer whose first name is Antonio!
You bought merchandise from us. We shipped it out. The next logical step is that you receive the package, but you didn't. It has been sent back to us.
Something has obviously gone very very wrong.
In this case it was the fault of the Post Office. Evidently, The post Office decided to let K9 trainees and an angry robot play with your package.
After a valiant effort, the package succumbed to a somber cottony heaven.
So we thought we'd let you know what had happened so that you aren't waiting diligently by your mailbox, eagerly awaiting your time
travelling aid. The shirt is currently reprinting, otherwise we'd send you a new one today. But we promise that when it arrives (sometime next week, we're sure) You will be at the top of the cue to receive one of those sweet little items.
Again, we're so sorry about the inconvenience. Feel free to yell at your local post person. We will be doing the same.
Sincerely,
Holly, Kaliis, Jeffrey and whoever else shows up.
Topatoco.com
Thinking Of The Children So You Don't Have To.
