Being the assholes at Bi-Rite
My roommate Tina and I went to Bi-Rite for ice-cream tonight. As we got there and joined the back of the queue, the owner came out and handed us a Closed sign, asking us to disallow any more people from joining the line. In exchange, he offered us free ice-cream. Tina held the sign while I fended people off with my sharp tongue. It was interesting to play the asshole for a while and the free ice-cream we got at the end was delicious.